Crumpled Napkin

10 ratings since posting on Thursday, December 2, 2004
in SF Bay Area
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(submitted by Megan )

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*****

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Whoo Hoo
Great times and music - a must see band ... - Patrick , posted 01/03/06
*****
Wooden Spoons
When I first saw Crumpled Napkin I didn't get it. It was only after a couple of shows did I understand the TRUE GENIUS of this band. Musically, they have grown tremendously since I first saw them. Go see Crumpled Napkin and you will never forget the show, I promise. - Misha , posted 06/01/05
*****
Look no further
The masters of a great time are right here. If you want good times, good laughs, and sexy muscians, you'll find all can you swallow with Crumpled Napkin. Allways a must! - Mike , posted 03/15/05
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Napkin Rocks the House - Any House!
If you like your rock 'n roll with a hearty dose of 21st-century irreverent insanity, slathered in in-your-face lyrics, and seasoned with the spicy goodness of heavy electric rock 'n' roll instrumentation, look no farther than the Napkin--the Crumpled Napkin.

Featuring the enigmatic and often half-naked Mr. Burrito on drums, percussion, vocals, bass, and guitar; the pernicious vocal stylings and sexy silkiness Madame Butterfly and Auntie Pasta; and the bouncing Afro and blues-rock electric guitar rhythms of Captain Creampuff, Crumpled Napkin puts on a raucous show that you will never--NEVER--forget. Featuring boldly reworked covers of classic pop and rock songs sprinkled over a solid main course of bawdy original songs--including the centerpiece "Wooden Spoon"--that will rattle and shake your mores, be they conservative or otherwise, Crumpled Napkin are often as thought-provoking and side-splittingly hilarious as they are darkly comic and flagrantly sexual.

Crumpled Napkin is arguably the most original and unrepentantly sacrilegious band to emerge from the San Francisco rock 'n roll scene since the White Trash Debutantes. Don't miss this classic, saucy power-combo of fearless rock performers. - M , posted 12/28/04
*****
What??? Napkin which is Crumpled?
I come for the naked chicks. Napkin makes me laugh and scratch my head. It pushes me to the bounds of odd and encourageds me to be inexplicably unclothed. - Jules , posted 12/28/04
*****
Come see them for the rimjobs....
stay for the butt love... - Sanchez , posted 12/27/04
*****
A Napkin ate my baby!
You won't be able to resist the double take. At first you might squint and find yourself shrinking back slightly, out of fear, or intimidation, or confusion (or the odd aroma coming from the guy in the tutu) but when your eyes adjust to the radiance and mystery that is Napkin, and you listen to their melodies, their harmonies, their funky-ho-down-beat-poet-hip-hop musical talent, their offbeat lyrics and staunch (and quite deadly serious) worship of Lionel Richie, you'll truly begin to understand the horrific beauty that is Crumpled Napkin. See them when you can. Then see them again. That second time will suck you in like your sister does a ship full of off-duty sailors.

Embrace the Napkin. Or they might stalk you. - That Callahan Guy , posted 12/14/04
*****
Crumpled Napkin rocks
An amazing band to see live, and like nothing else you've ever seen. Two super sexy front women, and a whole slew of sexy boys, dressed in slinky clothes and making music that grooves, funks, and just all around kicks ass. An excellent time is always had by all. - Megan , posted 12/02/04

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