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Gross gross gross! NOT Recommended!
Well, it sure was nasty. We got in the door, and there was some random ugly dude sitting bare-assed on a couch, stroking himself off zombie like, and it was just downhill from there. It was populated almost entirely by men in towels or street clothes, vacant-eyed, stroking themselves mechanically, and following us around without saying anything. We played pool at the pool table, and 3 or 4 guys thought that was exciting enough to sit and stroke to that.
We went up to "couples only on Level 3" to escape the nasty cowlike zombie strokers, and it was pretty much empty, and the few people there were vanilla types, sitting around. There was a nasty stain on one of the beds, and it was early. I didn't feel like touching any of the surfaces.
Back down in the "dungeon", we went into the one room that had a lock on the door, and the zombies could only see in a window.... they kept banging on the door and congregating in a herd, trying to get in. (and we weren't even really doing much- no visible flesh!)
NO ONE ever asked "can I watch?" or "do you mind me stroking myself next to you?"... my favourite part was, after being in the locked room with the herd of masturbating zombies pressed up against it (and having things shouted by the one man to make noise, things like "show me your cunt"), I threw the door open and just about decaptitated a few of them. "Gee, did I hit your little dick with the door? Shouldn't stand so close!" I said....
When we left, there were a total of two not-attractive people playing in the dungeon, and about 20 people (mostly men and a few not-attractive couples) watching them play. It was BORING and weird and nasty, and just really DESPERATE. I couldn't walk over to the soda machine without a guy following us, vacant-eyed. That was the weirdest part- it was like they were on autopilot, not real people anymore-- just Masturbators.
I have now lost all my remaining shreds of respect for the male gender!
And I keep feeling like I need to take hot showers to scrub myself clean...
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Brody
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posted 05/14/05
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